Two guys and a girl were sitting in a bar drinking gin and tonics and talking about their respective professions.
The first guy says, \'Im what you call a YUPPIE. You know Young Urban Professional.\'
The second guy says, \'Well, I am what you call a DINK. You know Double Income No Kids.\'
Then the woman says, \'Yeah Well, I\'m a WIFE. You know Wash, Iron, F$&#, Etc.\'